Don't You Go Laughing At Me!

I know you want to laugh... even I was laughing on my way in to post this. It's just too funny. I can't make this stuff up. Yes, that is ANOTHER big bad branch that has fallen . No kidding. Does this poor tree want to go into retirement or what?!
Gino was sitting outside and there was a cracking...we waited and a small branch fell. He gave me the "I told you so" look, complete with the tilting of the head and the smirk... I pretended I didn't notice. So this morning I was headed outside to check on the pool filter and when I opened the door I could not believe my eyes...can you believe this crap? I swear, I can't make this stuff up! I called the tree guys and left an urgent message. If Gino sees this, oh my poor tree...